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The Goths. They’re pissy, marshmallow white, straggly little grease balls that enjoy nothing more then smoking, setting shit on fire, and the occasional conversation with the normal nerd, just to see what they could have been. The Goths are an interesting breed because they defy classification. On the one hand, they are stuck up pricks with liquid paper skin who wear purple makeup with black matted down hair and black knerts (knee skirts), pretty much to make them look like the love child of Billie Joe from green day and Boy George (shudder). On the other hand, many of them are actually quite intelligent and are able to hold a conversation with normal people under the guise that they intend to join that side again or at least will make halfass attempts to. They have a distinctive smell like a mixture of cigarettes, Jack Daniels, and chicken blood. They’re usual haunts (it's a pun, bitch!) are alcoves on school grounds to do some moderately depressing smoking, and under the stairwells of buildings. ANY BUILDINGS. Though their appearance always gives them away to students, teachers have a hard time doing simple operations on their subjects without their lessonplans and teachers editions, let alone distinguish between the kids that will lead acceptable healthy lives (normal people, if you want to be conformist about it) and between the kids who will one day, walk into school with either a) grenades, ammo straps, and two m16's ablazing. b) mutilated genitalia so they could “see how the other half have it.” or c) a wheelchair because of the incident they had trying to take the laces out of their shoes really fast with a wood chipper. The average outcome of a goth is they eventually start to sell out bit by bit all the while telling themselves that what their doing is mandatory so they can continue to live the goth life style without losing the paycheck. This is what the life of the goth looks like after high school.

18=Don’t graduate, continue to smoke except now, its in walmart as an employee

30=have just realized they have wasted their lives away, yet continue too rot away in trailer parks and marilyn manson concerts till their demise.

Really, what can be said about the ghettos that one can't find out for themself by reading fine literature in the vein of Ebony magazine. Ghettos are dumb,crude, illetearate little wankers who usually grow up with next to no money and die with all the bling a person can ask for(Unfortuantley its usually in the form of silver, hollow points in their chest or several pieces of fools gold surgically implanted into their "wisdom" teeth). As with most cliques however, certain times you'll find a ghetto who is actually quite tolerable and is not constantly acting like he'll kick your ass despite being 4 feet of the ground and weighing 100 punds sopping wet(300 dry, with added cereal box bling), But ghettos aren't limited to meager proportions. Indeed they can come in sizes so large one would think they were the offspring of a drunken steroid/red bull fueled orgy between the defensive lineups of the Oakland Raiders and the Philadelphia eagles(with Ving Rhames and Michael Clarke Duncan added for good measure). It should be noted however that Ghettos aren't restricted to the black race, and that it is not uncommon to see a mexican, puerto rican, or even white ghetto bumping down the hallway of the Sped wing of your school screaming "Flavor Flav!" at the top of their lungs as if they truly wish for someone to step out of any room and beat them to death with their own aluminum foil "grillz"(of course not before yanking their doo-rag down to their neck and tieing it down much like a tourniquet, choking them into submission with gasped screams pertaining to the like of "Ay yo stop squallin'!"). Ghettos usually end up realizing what they are before its too late, but unlike a rational person, they continue to pursue ghettoey behavior through out high school, only to end up looking for a job where their supervisor is a small bulb that lights up to tell them when to take the fries out of the lique-fat tray. On occasion they go to college on a football scholarship(I said they're dumb and retarded, not weak) and end up makeing all the hard working nerds there feel uneasy and insulted.

(more to be added when the bile in my throat I have gradually built up from anger dies down)

F.O.B's, A serious problem that needs to be dealt with A.S.A.P. With the current and horrific uprising in female pattern obesity throughout america, the lives of men become harder. An F.O.B begins, When a chubby little bundle of love is born, and as they grow older, they eat. They just eat, and could care less. They reach elementary school. By this time, Most kids do not have any sexual feelings and simply know her as "That ugly girl." But little do they know, that she will one day evolve into a horrific F.O.B. She goes home crying. "Whats wrong hun?" THEY CALLED ME FAT! ALL THE KIDS SAY THAT IM FAT! *Eats 32 consecutive Klondike bars smeared in marshmallow fluff*. Now, Here is the point, That turns a girl into an F.O.B. The parent could have just as easily said Yes, You are a tubby little bitch, lose some fucking weight, and saved their future heterosexual sex lives. BUT, They CHOOSE not to, And say something like this... "Fat? No no! There is just more of you to love!" Congratulations, You fucking dipshit. Your lies and asshattery have now spawned what we call an F.O.B. Dont even care about middle school. She will reach high school, and be wearing...

• Tight shirt that says something provocative on it, Exposing most of their fat, sagging cleavage and leaving their stomach to hang out for all to see...

*Short Shorts, With a thong riding out, enveloped by what I like to refer to as Jabba the Butt. Ghettos would call it Da Fat'ass'yo, And some would simply call it disgusting.

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